wefew-wehappyfew:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) / Puncture (2011)

posted 2 hours ago with 4 notes
lizzywhimsy asked: "One day Henry just snaps and walks out into the garage and grabs the guitar from his son.... then smashes it into the cement floor..."

D-dad… I…

I DESTROYED CHARLES’ VELOCIPEDE WITHOUT MERCY, CHARLEY. YOUR GUITAR HAD IT COMING. YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

Dad, chill…

*muffled angry squeaking noises*

megcubed asked: "Historical Au Monday: Charley forming a horrible garage rock band that can not play to save their lives."

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

lizzywhimsy:

pfffft ahahahaha YES and Charley only gets pleasure from it because he gets to make people angry with obnoxious playing… but his dad is having a hard time focusing because unfortunately his garage is where his son decided to do this lol

Charley, Uncle Nathan, and a few of Charley’s less than upstanding friends start if off. But then Charley meet’s this cute girl named Ohanna that can actually play guitar, and the band still sucks and she quits almost immediately, but for a while there is actually hope. Ehehe.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, OH MY GOSH…

Then one day when Charles Sumner is trying to get some rest, he hears all the racket and looks over at Henry… “I can get him into boarding school. I could force him into military school. Henry, just tell me to do it… just- just please…” 

"NO." 

"Dang." 

Charley: *sings a horrifically butchered rendition of “Another Brick in the Wall”*

Sumner: I SWEAR TO GOD CHARLEY GO TO SCHOOL.

Charley: I DO WHAT I WANT, MR. S! ***WE DON’T NEED NO ED-U-CA-TION.***

Sumner: Henry… I know you don’t want him in the army… but… I have connections…

One day Henry finally gets tired of it after not having slept for there nights straight…

Henry: Charles… *whispers* can you give him a desk job?

Sumner: I’ll give him the most boring, uneventful desk job you can imagine…

*Charley riffing in the background not knowing what’s happening* 

Henry: Can you do it now?

Sumner: I already submitted his application…

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD. CHARLEY, CHARLEY NO.

megcubed asked: "Historical Au Monday: Charley forming a horrible garage rock band that can not play to save their lives."

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

lizzywhimsy:

pfffft ahahahaha YES and Charley only gets pleasure from it because he gets to make people angry with obnoxious playing… but his dad is having a hard time focusing because unfortunately his garage is where his son decided to do this lol

Charley, Uncle Nathan, and a few of Charley’s less than upstanding friends start if off. But then Charley meet’s this cute girl named Ohanna that can actually play guitar, and the band still sucks and she quits almost immediately, but for a while there is actually hope. Ehehe.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, OH MY GOSH…

Then one day when Charles Sumner is trying to get some rest, he hears all the racket and looks over at Henry… “I can get him into boarding school. I could force him into military school. Henry, just tell me to do it… just- just please…” 

"NO." 

"Dang." 

Charley: *sings a horrifically butchered rendition of “Another Brick in the Wall”*

Sumner: I SWEAR TO GOD CHARLEY GO TO SCHOOL.

Charley: I DO WHAT I WANT, MR. S! ***WE DON’T NEED NO ED-U-CA-TION.***

Sumner: Henry… I know you don’t want him in the army… but… I have connections…

megcubed asked: "Historical Au Monday: Charley forming a horrible garage rock band that can not play to save their lives."

lizzywhimsy:

pfffft ahahahaha YES and Charley only gets pleasure from it because he gets to make people angry with obnoxious playing… but his dad is having a hard time focusing because unfortunately his garage is where his son decided to do this lol

Charley, Uncle Nathan, and a few of Charley’s less than upstanding friends start if off. But then Charley meet’s this cute girl named Ohanna that can actually play guitar, and the band still sucks and she quits almost immediately, but for a while there is actually hope. Ehehe.

lydiahosek:

With all due love and respect to Victor Hugo, Alan Menken, and Howard Ashman.

lydiahosek:

With all due love and respect to Victor Hugo, Alan Menken, and Howard Ashman.

lizzywhimsy:

but honestly imagine what it would be like is dinosaurs still roamed the earth… 

- T Rex stalking through your corn field at night, marking its territory…

- Big turds in your yard… never a shortage of fertilizer, though…

- Tornado alarms would have to also be equipped with dinosaur stampede alarms… 

- homes would have to be made out of metal and cinder block

- maybe even built underground

- wouldn’t be able to walk outside our houses without being geared up to the max with equipment

- you’d have run all the time…

- but also little pet dinosaurs

- we’d probably tame and domesticate the giant herbivore dinosaurs and use them for getting around

- dinosaur farms

- dinosaur owners taking their pet dinosaurs to the westminster dinosaur show…

posted 3 hours ago with 3 notes
lizzywhimsy asked: "I will even bet that Charley wasn't a good bugle player... he was just having fun peeving everyone off lol"

I know! There is no way it sounded good at all. It was probably agonizing!

Dead Poets Society (1989)

posted 4 hours ago via lizzywhimsy · © megcubed with 8 notes
Charley’s Diary the week he was wounded in battle:

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

MONDAY 23
Withdrew pickets and started with brigade, marched to near Morrisville spent the night there Some of our wagons gobbled Ben Mann taken with them

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1863
Crossed Ellices ford marched nearly to Eleys ford . Very muddy This morning it was “On to Richmond” now it is “winter quarters.” in camp for night

WEDNESDAY 25
Rousted out at 3 in the morning. stood to horse for 5 hours and then went into camp again, they say the river is too high to cross. Grand concert! Gleason, Capt. Ben Bowditch and I have been tooting on the bugle all day much to the disgust of all bout our selves

THURSDAY 26
Crossed Eley’s ford and marched through the Wilderness til 10 at night. had a Thanksgiving dinner at lO P. M. Bowditch dined with us we had mutton. it was very cold

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27,1863
Started early in the morning marched to New Hope Church had a fight with the reb. Cay. and infantry got pluged, was put in the pulpit of N. H. church”

the mental image of Charley being a d-bag and tooting on the horn to annoy everyone is an image that gives me life. I’m laughing so hard

I think my favorite part is they were supposed to all cross a river, but they couldn’t, so Charley and his friends spend THE WHOLE DAY messing around with a bugle. Not a few minutes. Not even an hour or two. ALL. DAY. LONG. I wouldn’t be surprised if his men were secretly pleased this idiot got shot.

Ah, I take that back. Apparently he might have had other relationships with women. My bad. I was mistaken.

kilgore-doubt:

straightallies:

Why do people so badly want to believe that Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman were attracted to women? Why do people want so badly to believe that Sappho was attracted to men? Really think about why you want this so badly.

Why do you want to erase bisexuality? Really think about why you want this so badly. 

thewicked-eternity