Possible movies for us to watch in October

beggars-opera:

  • Hocus Pocus
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Dracula
  • The Crucible
  • Old episodes of Dark Shadows
  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose (aka Abigail Adams and Ben Franklin defend modern America from the forces of darkness)
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Hilarious witch trials documentary

Suggestions please

HOCUS POCUS.

Ansel Elgort attends ‘Men, Women & Children’ press conference (September 7, 2014)

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"My dearest Alice

As Nate has just gone down stairs with his five foot sword in hand to have a scrimage [sic] with the household I have a fine opportunity to hold forth so I shall”

WHAT. CHARLEY, WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? WHY IS YOUR UNCLE RUNNING THROUGH A HOTEL WITH A BROAD SWORD? WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

Based on a certain word Charley Longfellow liked to use to describe making out with girls…

feistyphocion:

We’re up all night to the sun
We’re up all night to get some
We’re up all night for good fun
We’re up all night to get spoony

We’re up all night to get spoony
We’re up all night to get spoony
We’re up all night to get spoony
We’re up all night to get spoony

feistyphocion:

So much spoony.

There was a lot of spoony. Very spoony. Soooooo much spoony.

jackmarlowe:

I once described New England to an English friend as “a region which maintains a weirdly religious relationship with whales, black magic, and alcohol” and in retrospect, yes

 I drag myself out of nightmares each morning and find there’s no relief in waking.

cethornton3:

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

Alright, Genius. Let’s say one day you get stuck in traffic in triple digit heat and no AC and by the time you get off the road you are shaking and your skin is grey and your vision is blurry.

Someone gives you regular water and you throw it up and people are talking about dialing 911 and then you’ll have ambulance bills on top of your AC repair bills. Wonderful.

THEN someone gives you coconut water and after sipping through it for 30 minutes you are feeling almost normal, if tired, because it just helped your body stop from breaking down and dying right there in the corner store. Another bottle/box/whatever you call the packaging it comes in, you are able to get back on the road and make it home.

After an experience like that you’ll always love coconut water, taste and all.

So stop calling complete strangers liars and talking about what you don’t understand. People all over the world drink it, and you don’t live in their heads so how could you possibly know they all secretly hate it? What idiots buys things they don’t like?

I have found my new go to gif about my sexuality

the-upside-of-being-down:

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